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Post by Joe Lyddon on Aug 31, 2014 8:28:33 GMT -8
Subject: Fw: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel lousy today...
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